Monday, June 21, 2004

yoz... i'm in china now. in hai nan dao. hmm... in my hometown. yeah~~ so happy. and it's so nice to see all my relatives. although i dun really remember them, but all of them remember me. haiz... they cried when they saw me... hmm.. make me cried too. den they very nice to me. bring me here and there to shop and buy food. damn cool. coz the things here very cheap. i wanna buy things fer u all... but i can't find anything "traditional" to buy. lolx.
and den i muz complain that the internet connection here is really slow and kuku lor... muz log in so many times den can get to the page i want... haiz... miss all the pple in singapore already. hmm...
to joli (hubby):
i've bought sth very nice!! and u'll really be surprise. lolx. and when i'm not around dun go flirt with pple hor.(stress again: we are not les) hahahas
we went to beach and bbq ytd. the sea there really blue and nice lor. will upload the photos when i get back to singapore. hee...
so ya... pple u all take care ok!! miss ya lots. hee...

iloveyou||08:56

Friday, June 18, 2004

so excited now... hee... going to china tonight... it's midnight flight. wow... nv go back fer so so long... hmm... really miss the pple there.. but nv see them fer so long, dunno wad to tok to them abt also. hmm... hope there'll wont be any communication problems. hope everything will be fine. hee. brings hw there to do also... haiz... coz a lot of hw still haven't finish. sobx... hope i'll really take sometime off playing and do there. hee. got this email from mei shyan. kinda interesting, if u are feeling bored, juz read it... hahahs.
This is really good........

Smart Boy

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her
students. The teacher asked, "Johnny what is your problem?"

Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in the
third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
third-grade too!"

Ms Brooks had enough. She took Johnny to the principal's office. While
Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal
what the situation was.

The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed
to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first grade and
behave.

She agreed. Johnny was brought in and the conditions were explained to him
and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3x 3?"

Johnny: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Johnny: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third- grade
should know. The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think Johnny
can go to the third-grade."

Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The
principal and Johnny both agree.
Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Johnny, after a moment "Legs."


Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Johnny: "Pockets."

Ms Brooks: What starts with a C and ends with a T is hairy, oval, and
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Johnny: Coconut


Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? The
principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, But
Johnny was taking charge.

Johnny: Bubblegum


Ms Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a
dog does on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...

Johnny: Shake hands.


Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?

Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I
get wet before you do.
Johnny: Tent.

Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
best man always has me first.

The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.
Johnny: Wedding Ring.

Ms Brooks: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow
me, you feel good.

Johnny: Nose.

Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Johnny: Arrow.


Ms Brooks: What word starts with 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of
heat and excitement?

Johnny: Fire truck.


The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,

"Send Johnny to University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"


iloveyou||22:02

Thursday, June 17, 2004

i cut my hair ytd!!! arg... look so damn funny now... funny funny hair. so short!!! and my face already very round... den now with this hairstyle look rounder and plus my fat figure den really look like a ball... sob sob...
ytd went fer CO CIP, hmm... kinda interesting lah. hee... nv do much. thought interaction with old folks is difficult and not nice, budden it's so fun ytd and instead of cleaning the old folks home, i play majiong with them. lolx. and i completely dunno how to play one lor... den they so nice, teach me... bernice and tammy also taught. hahas... den we were like playing majiong with those old folks fer so long. hahhas... so fun. den of coz we had our performance also. hmm... coz i nv bring my instru so i become the conductor... hahhas... surprising, was not very nervous... coz all my friends mah... and all of them like give me confidence. hahahs... den i also conduct without seeing the score, coz i dun have the score of 2 songs... hahhas... but luckily it turn out well. hahhas. den i was sleeping throughout my journey home after CIP with jian tong keep mumbling beside me... haiyo... but fortunately, i didn't miss my stop, all thanks to her, if not i'll sleep in the bus to dunno where liao. hahhas...
today i say sth which i consider damn crazy and out of my mind.. dunno wad was i thinking that time. feel so... haiz.... confused... dunno was was i doing and saying... i dunno why i tell u that... but u happy can le lor. hahhas...i'm so nice to u today. i wan reward~~~ hahas...
iloveyou||17:21

Monday, June 14, 2004

went to malaysia with SPH fer camp. it's a 5days 4nite camp with the student correspondents there. it's a very nice camp and the malaysians were damn high and very friendly. love them and really miss them loads. u really dun need to know their name to engage in a conversation with them. love them all... we had lots of fun and i cried when we leave at the end. everyone was crying, even those big guys also. they very emotional... hmm.... really hope all of them will come to singapore camp next yr and let our friendship continue. let the passion continue burning.


iloveyou||13:24